Free merch.
Actually free.
No “just cover shipping.” No card field waiting at the end. And no email address, because we don’t want one. Pick a t-shirt or a bottle, tell us the street to send it to, and it lands on your doorstep in about a week.
Pick one. The rest comes with it.
Two things to choose between, one perk per address per year — that’s how the batch stretches far enough to reach everyone who asks. Whichever you pick, the same extras go in the box, and you don’t choose those: they just turn up.
The LunoVPN t-shirt
Heavyweight unisex cotton tee with the front print you see here. Sizes S through XXL.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 5.3 oz
- Unisex cut, pre-shrunk
- Screen print — won’t crack after a wash
- Wrong size? We reship once, free
Insulated water bottle, 750 ml
Double-walled stainless steel in matte black — one colour, no choosing. The logo is laser-etched, so it survives the dishwasher.
- Vacuum insulated: 24h cold, 12h hot
- Matte black only, powder-coated
- Leak-proof lid, fits a car cup holder
- BPA-free throughout
Three things you didn’t have to choose
These aren’t options on the form and there’s no box to tick for them. Claim the t-shirt or the bottle and all three turn up in the same parcel.
Vinyl sticker pack
Six die-cut weatherproof stickers — laptop lid, water bottle, server rack, wherever. UV-resistant vinyl that peels off without leaving residue behind.
You can’t claim the stickers on their own, and you never have to: they ride along with every perk, every time.
1-month LunoVPN voucher
A code for 30 days of full LunoVPN, printed on a card in the box. It isn’t tied to your account — it isn’t tied to anybody’s — so it works exactly as well in someone else’s hands as in yours.
One surprise
There’s a fourth thing in every parcel. We’re not going to tell you what it is, and it changes from batch to batch, so asking someone who already got theirs won’t help much either.
Open the box.
Got two friends who’d use a voucher and only one code? They can each claim their own perk — one per address per year, and every box carries its own code.
Five sizes, one honest size chart
Unisex sizing runs a little roomy. The reliable way to pick: lay a t-shirt you already like flat, measure it, and match the numbers below. Measurements are taken flat and vary by about half an inch.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Body length | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm | 34–37″ |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm | 38–41″ |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm | 42–45″ |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm | 46–49″ |
| XXL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm | 50–53″ |
Between two sizes? Take the larger one. If it still misses, email [email protected] with your claim reference and we’ll send the right size — keep the first shirt, returning it costs more than printing another.
One colour. Nothing to decide.
Double-walled stainless steel, vacuum sealed, 750 ml. Cold drinks stay cold for a day; hot ones stay hot for half of one. The logo is laser-etched rather than printed, so it doesn’t come off in a dishwasher a year from now.
It comes in matte black and nothing else. One colour means one SKU and one stock count, which is a meaningful part of why this is free rather than $29 with a coupon code.
Hand wash recommended for the powder coat, though the etch itself doesn’t care either way.
Two fields, then we get out of the way
Pick your perk
T-shirt or bottle — the stickers, the voucher and the surprise come either way. If you go for the shirt, choose your size; the chart above is there so you only have to do it once.
Type your street
Start typing the street address and the rest of the form fills itself in — city, state and ZIP arrive together, from the address itself. About twenty seconds of work.
Keep your reference
You get a claim reference on screen. Save it: with no email on file, it’s the only handle either of us has on the parcel. We pack within two business days.
Eligibility: a shipping address in the 50 states or D.C., one perk per address per year. We don’t verify subscriptions, because verifying would mean keeping records we deliberately don’t keep. Not using LunoVPN yet? Plans start here, with a 30-day guarantee behind each one.
We don’t know who you are, and that’s by design.
It would have been easy to put an email field on the form below. Everyone does it, and it would have handed us a list. But a giveaway that quietly harvests contact details is just an ad with postage, and the sentence above would stop being true.
So the form asks for a name and a street, because a courier cannot deliver to a promise. Nothing else. Here’s what it never asks for:
Claim your free perk
A name, a street, and that’s the whole form. Free item, free shipping, US addresses only.
Claim received.
Your claim reference — it’s how we find your parcel:
We pack within two business days; delivery usually lands three to seven business days later. Want the tracking number, or spotted a mistake in the address? Write to [email protected] quoting the reference above — from whichever address you feel like using.
One more thing: the voucher card in the box is a full month of LunoVPN and it isn’t bound to you. If you already subscribe, hand it to someone who doesn’t — that’s worth more to us than any ad we could have bought with it.
While you wait — get the appWhat “free” actually means here
Free merch offers usually hide a $9.95 shipping charge, a subscription trap, or an email field feeding a list you never asked to join. Here is every condition attached to this one, in full.
Zero cost
No item price, no shipping, no handling, no card details anywhere in the flow.
US addresses only
All 50 states plus Washington, D.C. No PO boxes or APO/FPO, and no international shipping yet.
One per address
One perk per address per year, extras included. We count addresses because we have nothing else to count with.
Address, then forgotten
No account to attach it to, no email to match it against, never joined to VPN usage, deleted 30 days after delivery.
A t-shirt is cheaper than an ad, and it tells the truth
Most VPN companies spend their marketing budget renting attention: search ads, sponsor reads, affiliate bounties on comparison sites nobody trusts any more. We’d rather spend a slice of it on something you keep.
A shirt on a subscriber at a conference does what a banner ad cannot — it comes with a person attached who can answer “is it any good?” honestly. That’s the entire strategy, and the arithmetic below is why it holds up.
Wearing it somewhere interesting? Tag #LunoWear — we reshare the good ones, and no, there’s no requirement to post anything to claim a perk.
Free perk questions
Is the LunoVPN merch really free?
Why don’t you ask for my email address or account number?
Who can claim a free perk?
Which t-shirt sizes are available?
What colour is the water bottle?
Can I claim just the sticker pack?
What’s the 1-month voucher, and can I give it away?
What’s the surprise in the box?
Do you ship free merch outside the United States?
How do I track my parcel if you don’t have my email?
What happens if the t-shirt doesn’t fit?
What do you do with my shipping address?
Twenty seconds of typing. One free parcel.
Pick the perk, pick the size, give us a street. The stickers, the voucher and the surprise sort themselves out. No email, no account number, no card.